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Phone Sex Tips:
I'm not too
good at phone sex with my girlfriend.
How do I get her off? -Jeff
Olson
Liam's Answer:
Phone sex isn't something I had much
expertise in until your question,
Jeff. But I'm a dedicated researcher,
so one evening, I spent over six hours
on the phone to various phone sex
lines to try to find out some good
techniques and tips for you.
Here's what I found out:
* During phone sex, girls don't
orgasm until you type in your credit
card number and expiry date.
* It's amazing how many women seem
to be sitting around the house of
an evening wearing nothing but stockings,
garters and high-heeled shoes.
* Even more girls seem to spend their
nights in front of the TV dresses
as french maids or school girls.
* During phone sex, you shouldn't
answer call-waiting. I had to tell
mum I was working out.
* It's a good idea to have a phone
line in your bed room. Or at least
to wait until your flat mates have
gone to bed before getting involved
in a heavy session on the couch.
* Phone sex is mainly about vivid
descriptions of what you'd like to
be doing. Miming the actions doesn't
work very well.
How can I
get the most out of a phone sex call?
- Richard
First, it helps if you're in the
right state of mind. If you're in
a foul mood because you've just had
a fight with your Significant Other
(or whomever) you probably would be
better off not making the call until
you're in a better frame of mind.
It does help if you're in a quiet
place where you can relax (putting
on music helps) and where you know
you won't be disturbed while you're
on the phone.
Just as with regular 3D sex, it helps
to be prepared and relaxed beforehand.
A glass or two of wine (or whatever)
might help you to lower your inhibitions
and get into the fantasy more readily.
And (though it may seem a bit tacky
for me to mention it) it's a good
idea to have a box of tissues close
at hand.
Be prepared to take an active part
in the conversation. That doesn't
mean you have to create the whole
scenario, but you'll find it works
a lot better when you're giving the
girl some input from your end. I know
a few phone sex girls in 3D (and many
of them are in fact pretty!) and they
will often get off themselves if their
caller is really turned on.
When you are about to have an orgasm,
let her know somehow. Your "signal"
could be heavy breathing from you,
or just tell her what's happening
with you. She'll take it from there.
| Jen’s Quick Guide to Phone
Sex: |
Timing: The element of
surprise is always alluring, but
nothing is going to kill the mood
quicker than calling your partner
at work and catching them in the
middle of an important meeting.
Feel out the situation before
you begin. Is he or she in a good
mood? Are they alone? Did you
catch them at a bad time?
How to begin:
So you have determined that
your partner is “free”,
so how do you begin? You don’t
want to just jump into, “I’m
horny”, rather something
playful, “I was thinking
about you” or “I
couldn’t help but call”.
Conversation starters like these
are going to elicit responses
from you partner wondering why
he or she was on your mind.
Revving it up:
So you’ve got their attention,
now what? Remind them of the
last time you had great sex
and tell them how you were thinking
about it and just had to call.
“I loved when you_______.
It got me so excited/turned
on/wet/horny.”
Full steam ahead:
Put on your creative hat here.
Use colorful and detailed description
for your partner and explain
how you’re feeling right
at that moment. Keep the dialog
going by asking him or her what
they would like to do to you
and telling them what you would
like to do to them.
Play time:
It is not necessary during phone
sex, but masturbation can only
heighten the experience. A hand
free head set comes in extremely
handy at times such as these.
Tell your partner what you are
doing and make sure to make
plenty of noise so they know
how much you are enjoying yourself! |
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